Things You Will Never See On My Car

I have always had a thing against the, "My kid is an honor student at local elementary school" bumper stickers. Because what happens if next term your kid isn't an honor student anymore? Do you have to take the sticker off the car?

Today I saw a bumper sticker that lowered it to a whole new level: "My kid got a superstar award in Mrs. J's class at local middle school." Does Mrs. J really want her name for display on your mini-van?

And now I dread it won't be long before we see, "My kid got an A on his algebra test last week."