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Here's the sight that greeted me when I left work this evening:

Lined up in the parking lot were:

Co-workers car (Black Mercedes)
Boss #1's car (Black Lexus SUV. The REALLY BIG kind)
Stairway to the parking lot
My Car (Silver Subaru Forester)
Boss #2's car (Black Acura circa 1992-ish. Rearended someone last week, so the front end is a bit dinged up).

Co-worker and Boss #1's car had little leaflets stuck under the windshield wipers for a hand wash and detailing service. They didn't bother moving the extra five feet down the parking lot to hit up my car and boss #2.

Zeb the Zubaru would officially like to file a discrimination complaint.