Baby Shots
Working in a wet office has its privelegs. Like when your day is going so crappy and your bosses day is going equally crappy and around 11:30 she breaks out the pint of Jose Cuervo in the bottom drawer of her file cabinet. And you both start taking baby-shots out of the cap to the bottle. Your boss has never taken a straight shot of ANY alcohol before, so even that small amount of tequila makes her toungue numb and sends a visible jolt through her body. But for you, even though you could never normally consider shooting tequilla without 7-up or a lot of other drinks in you first, for you it just goes down like a really smooth scotch. So you have several more. Really need to see how many capfuls make up a true shot.
Note to self: Make sure you bring Diet Coke to work tomorrow to make use of the Vanilla Vodka that sits next to the tequila in the bottom drawer of the bosses file cabinet.
Note to self: Make sure you bring Diet Coke to work tomorrow to make use of the Vanilla Vodka that sits next to the tequila in the bottom drawer of the bosses file cabinet.
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Me = jealous
Oh, wait. I work for the government. Wouldn't that just be a lovely scoop on the 11 o'clock news:
"Boozing Bureaucrats!"
or
"Alcoholic Administrators!"
We had to be a dry office for a while, because one of the co-workers was a SEVERE alcoholic (like couldn't drive to work because his license was suspended). The day he left we celebrated.
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