Swankette's Rules of Pac-10 Rooting

For the record, when a Pac-10 athletic competition is going on, here is how I select which team to root for. Pick the first situation that applies:

1. Root against the University of Washington

2. Root for the State of Oregon (either Oregon State University or the University of Oregon)

3. When OSU and UofO are competing against each other root according to the following scenarios:

Scenario 1: UofO wins they go to the post-season. OSU wins they go nowhere, except maybe out to pizza to celebrate winning a game. Root for UofO.

Scenario 2: OSU wins they go to postseason, but by postseason we mean the Insight.com Bowl. UofO wins they go to the postseason and get to kick some butt in the Rose Bowl. Root for UofO.

Scenario 3: Neither of the above scenarios apply. Root for OSU.

4. Root for Washington State University

5. Flip a coin.