It's a Boy!

I've joined a gym. I've got me a wedding dress I must look spectacular wearing in less than seven months. Since I need outside influence to keep me motivated I'm hiring myself a personal trainer as well.

When I tell people I'm hiring a personal trainer the first thing they say to me is, "Male or female?" Why does it matter? I'm paying this person money to watch my fat ass sweat it's way into shape and to bitch-slap me into action so I get into shape. It's a professional who's areas of expertise and schedule will allow me to get done what I need to get done.

We have our first meeting on Wednesday. Game on!