Living Up to the Name
The 2005 House of Swank Fantasy Baseball Team has two Red Sox on the squad: Kevin Millar and Jason Varitek. Curt Schilling doesn't count because he's got a bum ankle and is just taking up space until I can unload him at the All Star Break.
Millar and Varitek were two of the five Sox featured on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tonight.
In other words: they've got the Swank part DOWN now. Unfortunately, it would be a lot better if they got the baseball part down. Although, all credit to these two guys, they've been doing a fine job. The rest of the guys not so hot. Maybe I can get the Fab Five to make over the rest of my team.
Millar and Varitek were two of the five Sox featured on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tonight.
In other words: they've got the Swank part DOWN now. Unfortunately, it would be a lot better if they got the baseball part down. Although, all credit to these two guys, they've been doing a fine job. The rest of the guys not so hot. Maybe I can get the Fab Five to make over the rest of my team.
posted by Swankette at 10:51 PM
3 Comments:
Hey, don't knock Varitek. He's done wonders with Matt Clement (7-1, I think?) and he is very swank.
Millar's not looking so good.
Did they have Johnny Damon on? He needs a queer eye makeover more than anyone.
Damon was on and they didn't cut his hair.
There was back waxing all around, though.
Thank God for that. Ugh, back hair.
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