Mystery

This post is really only directed at my Portland readers:

I received an envelope in the mail today addressed to me with a Portland postmark. No return address, and the envelope was open and empty.

If you are responsible for this, please speak up. And if there was supposed to be something IN the envelope it must have been REALLY good, because the post office workers have stolen it in transit.

There may be a reward offered - depends on what was in the envelope.