Ascent
It started out innocently enough, with a simple mis-perception (and an inclination for a sick mind).
Next thing you know, the masses started surfing this way.
And I believe I hit rock bottom when I actually GAVE SOMEONE the IDEA to do the search.
That means there's nowhere to go but up, and here is the proof we're on the way up:
- when you search "muppet porn" on google now, I don't fall anywhere in the top 100
- the fellow who did the search turns out to have a couple of really entertaining blogs. Best as I can tell, Out There is a Dave Barry-esque column, and The Chuck Brown Blog is news of the weird, with links to every bizarre news story out there on the planet.
Side Note to Certain Readers (and you know who you are): Thoughts of Muppet Porn bring whole new levels of meaning to the term "Squeeze the Tail" given that some of those muppets probably HAVE tails. Chew on that one for a while.
Next thing you know, the masses started surfing this way.
And I believe I hit rock bottom when I actually GAVE SOMEONE the IDEA to do the search.
That means there's nowhere to go but up, and here is the proof we're on the way up:
- when you search "muppet porn" on google now, I don't fall anywhere in the top 100
- the fellow who did the search turns out to have a couple of really entertaining blogs. Best as I can tell, Out There is a Dave Barry-esque column, and The Chuck Brown Blog is news of the weird, with links to every bizarre news story out there on the planet.
Side Note to Certain Readers (and you know who you are): Thoughts of Muppet Porn bring whole new levels of meaning to the term "Squeeze the Tail" given that some of those muppets probably HAVE tails. Chew on that one for a while.
posted by Swankette at 10:39 PM
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Whoops ... posted to the wrong window.
Where is our furry little talking friend?
Out of batteries, in a closet in Cambridge, MA.
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