Muppet Porn

So tonight I'm at Whole Foods picking up rations for dinner and as I'm walking out of the store I see these beautiful boquets of gerbera daisies mixed with some half green/half flower things that made for a very striking arrangement. I glance at the tag, contemplating perhaps purchasing something bright and colorful because my day could use some bright and colorful, and I swear to god the tag reads:

"Kermit Green Porn"

On second glance I realize it says "Kermit Green Pom," referring to the other item in the arrangement. So then I'm analzying myself, wondering what sick and twisted thing is going on that would make my mind go THERE.

Then I remember there's a track on one of my favorite CD's that also deals with the subject of muppet porn.

So now I'm wondering what's going on in my life that would lead me this way. I mean, I've always liked the Muppets, but not in THAT way.