Do You Know What the Queers Are Doing To the Soil?

While on the way to Portland Friday night I had this urge to sing Dead Milkmen songs at the top of my lungs while driving in my car. I was hoping to find a Greatest Hits type CD while in Portland, but came up dry the three stores I looked at, so ended up purchasing Beelzebubba because I had to have either Punk Rock Girl or Bleach Boys to sing at the top of my lungs, and that was the only way to make that happen. (It's a bit redundant, since I already own it on tape, but what's a CD collection without a little Dead Milkmen?)

While cruising the open road with the windows down and the radio cranked I came to the realization that if someone were to take the song Stuart and turn it into a movie it would be, quite possibly, the best b-movie ever made. We've got:

• A trailer park
• A dumb kid with a burrow owl
• A decapitated head over by the snocone concessions, and
• A conspiracy theory involving gay aliens

Write it so the rest of the album can be background music (a la Repo Man) and you've got yourself a kick-ass movie. Personally, I think Erik Per Sullivan should play Stuart.

Anyone wanna' help me write a screenplay?